What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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