The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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