Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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