bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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