Ambien. No doubt about it.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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