dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
two words: eviction party
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
