id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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