Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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