I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
