I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im holly from the hills drunk
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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