This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
