Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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