I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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