Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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