that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
MIDGETS
????
Pants are for mortals
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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