i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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