Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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