So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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