He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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