brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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