Having a random hookup so left but love u
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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