Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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