just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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