she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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