the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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