Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
its liver damage thursday
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