and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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