I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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