question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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