your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so let's talk penis.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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