Sacagawea was the original milf.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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