you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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