Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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