I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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