brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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