Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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