It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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