Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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