guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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