whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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