when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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