Just fell off a train. Bad.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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