i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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