Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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