So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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