I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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