did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
smell my finger.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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