I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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