just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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