i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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