these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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