She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Then you guys just all showered together...?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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