oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
