Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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